lady_turner | Funny Meme

I find this and I decide to do it!

Choose 10 characters (~~preferably from the same fandom~~) and answer the questions that follow. No peeking until your list is done!

1. Will Turner (PotC)

2. Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)

3. Jack Sparrow (PotC)

4. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

5. Aragorn (LotR)

6. The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)

7. Mrs. Lovett (Sweeney Todd)

8. Legolas (LotR)

9. Davy Jones (PotC)

10. Balian of Ibelin (Kingdom of Heaven)

1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins? (Darcy, Davy Jones, Balian)

As ancient men, they play “Liar’s dice”. Obviously Davy Jones wins and Darcy totally lose! Balian, instead, wins the 2^nd place!

2. Make up an e-mail address for 6. (The Mad Hatter)

Futterwackenlover@hotmail.wn (Wonderland)

3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it? (Legolas)

Ahahahah! “They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard”!!!! Ahahah!

4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit? (Davy Jones)

Ehm… Tortuga?

5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other? (Mad Hatter and Darcy)

Yes… Opposites may complement each other.

6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how? (Will vs. Jack)

Obviously Jack wins, he’s a pirate! Bu he doesn’t kill Will, who is comforted by Elizabeth Swann!

7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices? (Mrs. Lovett, Lizzy and Will)

Well Mrs. Lovett orders a pie, Lizzie a simple pizza with tomato and cheese, Will a pizza with seafood. Mrs. Lovett dislikes those choices and makes for their some pies!!!!

8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? (Will)

Probably History.

9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do? (Aragorn and Balian)

Ehm, they go to the wrong first date! XD

10. 8 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why? (Legolas to Mrs. Lovett)

Ahahahahahah! Britney Spears - (You Drive Me) Crazy

11. How would 8 court 6? (Legolas, Mad Hatter)

With a song! Ahahah! Legolas is a wonderful singer! He sings Womanizer!!! Ahahah!

12. Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why? (Lizzy e Legolas)

Yes, I change it! Legolas with me and Lizzy with Darcy!

13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why? (Jack)

Will! Because they are ”friends” from the first moment the met! :D

14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do? (Lizzy, Balian, Will, Jack)

Balian tells Elizabeth to save Will. Jack save Will before Lizzy comes, and then go to Tortuga with him. So Elizabeth remain only with Balian, who loves her! Okay, STOP! XD

15. 9 (Davy Jones) and 6 (Mad Hatter) are about to get married, until 3 (Jack Sparrow) crashes their wedding and abducts 9 (Davy) against his/her will. 6 (Hatter) follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1 (Will Turner). They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 (Legolas) in order to get to 3’s (Jack) lair, where they must fight against 3’s (Jack) evil zombified minions. What will happen next?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack destroy his enemies with the help of seaturtles! Finally Davy and Jack get married!!!!!!!!

16. 8 receives a gift from 9. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside? (Legolas from Davy)

He opens the gift and he finds a carillion. And he sings the song of the carillion: “they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!”

17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home? (Darcy)

He takes it and gave it to Elizabeth!

18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this. (Legolas, Darcy, Mrs. Lovett)

He kill him before he talks! XD

19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5? (Aragorn)

;-)

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1’s life, how would you change it? (Will Turner)

I change his partner (Elizabeth) with me, and we have a happy end together!

This meme is fantastic!!!! I laughed for a hour in front of my pc!!!!! Thanks to wiyllow for some suggestions!